Ravi rammed into a pole giving his lascivious,lustful,lewd(come on more GRE words guys)look at a sexy chic on the road(of course, it is the same look which brought him luck).He suffered a big blister on his head as a consequence.But, such road bumps never hindered his passion for the art of bird watching.He mentored many of his friends in this art and helped them reach their respective goals,because of which his fame reached the shores of Atlantic ocean and people started flocking around him where ever he went.
If we go back few years, Ravi was like any other ordinary teen, gullible and naive,under the surveillance of his parents(who switch to another channel if a romantic scene comes, while watching a movie.You can't even think about a romantic scene in a daily serial, can you?). He and his friends used to hang around coffee cafe day (CCD) in his college and whenever a hot chic comes by to have corn flakes with zero sugar in it, they drooled all over the place, because of which old profs, who move like dinosaurs-slow and their front limbs contracted- lost their lives tripping over the drool.It is a completely different scenario if a couple comes by.It was quite difficult for them to look at the chic and at the same time not being noticed by her boy-friend(One has to be very careful before a boy with a girl.Even your sneeze before her might lead to a quarrel.It is a completely different art of flaunting.Will come to it later!).They eavesdropped and extracted fun out of the conversation.Ravi observed and mastered the art of how chics react to boy-friends taunts.
There they saw a guy who'd brought this average looking girl along with him. He must have have probably tried pretty hard to get this girl to allow herself to be seen in public with him.It did appear that he finally got his wish after several days/years/decades of trying. He wanted to make most of this opportunity and he was marketing our CCD. Given the desperation,he had to make the girl eat something and pay for it, he was doing a better job than dhoni who endorses amlost everything, selling each and every item in the CCD.They watched him begging her to have brownies,ice cream,dog-biscuits.. anything. The girl under normal conditions would have stuffed everything in her mouth as if she had just ended her hunger strike.But, like all girls upon seeing the sudden attention given to her,she kept saying "no..please ..no .. i am not hungry". Finally the guy said, "how about a tea". Seeing her hesitation he thought he'd struck gold and began marketing tea to the girl." My friends say tea is very good here!Have tea'na". After 1350.1 minutes of "please..Please" and " no...no".The girl finally agreed.The guy proud of his triumph gave a commanding order " gimme two tea's". Upon which the boy behind the counter calmly replied " we don't serve tea here".
Not able to control their laughter ravi and friends started laughing, each in
their own way.Ravi, almost swam in the mud.Seeing this as an opportunity,the boy-friend caught hold of ravi's collar and started whacking him(his friends ran home long back).Ravi, was about to fall on his knees and beg for his life, but when he looked up to the sun and saw a heart symbol(u know) of light above it and with it the Greek words "In hoc signo vinces"(which means "by this you shall conquer").
Etymology:
Latin ovum became oeuf in French, or with 'the' preceding the noun (the egg), l'ouef.Zero is shaped like an egg(o), so if your score in tennis or tt is "fifteen, and your opponent's is zero, you shout triumphantly, fifteen love!'.Got it!!what I meant by the title!
P.S. This article is unedited.
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