Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Ladies and a Gentleman

lady1: I hate it, when my husband calls his mother before me.He brays like a donkey, "ammee, ammee".Why can't he ask me,damn it?

lady2: My husband sleeps, nicely, till I complete all the work.The moment I complete he wakes up and asks for coffee.

lady3: Dobby(her husband) helps me in almost everything I do.

lady2: You have a loving husband.You are lucky.

lady1: yes, you are!

lady4: My husband comes and asks if he can be of any help, but what will he do.He just keeps standing there.So, I shoo him off.

lady1: We went to a restaurant along with his friend, who came along with his living partner.My husband cribs, " and mine is an arranged marriage.What an ass I am!".

lady2:Oh!living partners!Great, things are changing in India, too.

Gentleman1(thinking): WTH!I am not going to marry.I am an ardent follower of charlie Harper's principle.

lady4: No, don't think.You will get married some day, for sure.I will bet on that.

Gentleman1: blacks out!

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